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Sun August 26 2007
DUI 23This episode on the DUI: Discourse Under the Influence PodcastThis is the last episode, thanks to the Supreme Court. There goes the First Amendm...
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DUI 23This episode on the DUI: Discourse Under the Influence PodcastThis is the last episode, thanks to the Supreme Court. There goes the First Amendment.We discuss the finer points of adultery,
sodomy, and blow jobs.Eric has had a cane stuck up his ass. Why are we not surprised?Dungeons and Dragons kills babies.Pussies bleed on the inside.Nigerian kids who are given free computers use them
to loo...
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DUI 23This episode on the DUI: Discourse Under the Influence PodcastThis is the last episode, thanks to the Supreme Court. There goes the First Amendment.We discuss the finer points of adultery,
sodomy, and blow jobs.Eric has had a cane stuck up his ass. Why are we not surprised?Dungeons and Dragons kills babies.Pussies bleed on the inside.Nigerian kids who are given free computers use them
to look at porn.We discuss the Disney characters we would have sex with.Eric has some trouble reading the news. Jason is too lazy to insert a sound effect he said he would insert.A timely
interjection by Lindsey. Just in case you were wondering, we're drunk.People steal artificial sugars. I thought this would be interesting for some reason.Why are gay jokes so funny? Why?Ron says it's
because of the inherent funniness of butts.MusicIntro - Drink - The ShiftiesEndtro - Tokyo - SupraluxeAll music is here thanks to artists uploading to The Podsafe Music Network. Encourage your
favorite artists to upload by sending them an e-mail!StatsBeers drunk: 19Discussions of foreign objects inserted in butts: 2Last episodes ever (this season): 1Click here to subscribe in iTunes, FREE!
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Tue August 07 2007
DUI 22This episode on the DUI: Discourse Under the Influence PodcastRon thinks he is good at air guitar. He is not good at air guitar. Also, Ron's fir...
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DUI 22This episode on the DUI: Discourse Under the Influence PodcastRon thinks he is good at air guitar. He is not good at air guitar. Also, Ron's first porn experience.Eric is now engaged. Ladies,
please stop sending inquiries into how to get with him. He's almost completely taken now.We press Eric for his reasons and find him wholly unqualified to marry even a cardboard box. He picked her up
wit...
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DUI 22This episode on the DUI: Discourse Under the Influence PodcastRon thinks he is good at air guitar. He is not good at air guitar. Also, Ron's first porn experience.Eric is now engaged. Ladies,
please stop sending inquiries into how to get with him. He's almost completely taken now.We press Eric for his reasons and find him wholly unqualified to marry even a cardboard box. He picked her up
with C. S. Lewis. C. S. Lewis?Eric hits Ron multiple times. Ron deserved it every time.We all make several horrible race jokes, then Ron reads us some marriage statistics.Jason explains the scam that
is the "shower.""Woman! Make me a steak!"Ron's personal ad. Jason corrects Ron's grammar. Again.Hopsicle story.A short phone call from Barfight. Soon to come: the calls-only show (we have a lot saved
up...)We have a champagne toast. To Eric and Crystal, and ManMosa, the male stripper.Freebird Slam Poetry, Take 2.MusicDrink - The ShiftiesSmall Friar Nasty BoyTrouble Breathing - Alkaline TrioAll
music is here thanks to artists uploading to The Podsafe Music Network. Encourage your favorite artists to upload by sending them an e-mail!StatsBeers: 11Malt liquors: 7Bottles of champagne: 1Non
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Sun June 17 2007
DUI 21This episode on the DUI: Discourse Under the Influence PodcastWe argue about The Beatles, then we list several drummers.We talk about homebrewin...
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DUI 21This episode on the DUI: Discourse Under the Influence PodcastWe argue about The Beatles, then we list several drummers.We talk about homebrewing beer.Extraordinary rendition and government
arguments.Jason decides to report himself as harboring war criminals. Ron has nothing to say, as usual. He tries hard to not care about anything, it makes for interesting audio.We play a couple of
drunk d...
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DUI 21This episode on the DUI: Discourse Under the Influence PodcastWe argue about The Beatles, then we list several drummers.We talk about homebrewing beer.Extraordinary rendition and government
arguments.Jason decides to report himself as harboring war criminals. Ron has nothing to say, as usual. He tries hard to not care about anything, it makes for interesting audio.We play a couple of
drunk dials from Barfight Bruce. He sings the ABCs, only, not really.Ron talks about his past weekend, he's much more animated when talking about being drunk than when talking about what happens with
his stolen money when it gets in the hands of the CIA.Eric once went blind while driving. Really?It's our 21st podcast! We should have done the power hour.Some funny news.We talk cops and
robbers.Eric has super-genius cats.Some drunk dials from Ron & Friends after the final song. Just in case you don't listen to every second of every episode, we usually stick something interesting
at the end. Geeks call it an easter egg. Sorry if I just "ruined" it for those of you already in on this little secret.MusicIntro - Too Much to Drink - The ShiftiesOuttro - Trouble Breathing -
Alkaline TrioAll music is here thanks to artists uploading to The Podsafe Music Network. Encourage your favorite artists to upload by sending them an e-mail!StatsBeers: Fewer than last episode.
Still, enough.Bars and restaurants mentioned: Way more than usual.Number of "stats" items including no numbers: A few.LinksHappy Joe's does rule.Click here to subscribe in iTunes, FREE!
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Tue June 12 2007
DUI 20This episode on the DUI: Discourse Under the Influence PodcastListener calls. Bruce invites the podcast to a party! It couldn't make it, but the...
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DUI 20This episode on the DUI: Discourse Under the Influence PodcastListener calls. Bruce invites the podcast to a party! It couldn't make it, but the gesture was important to its ego. Also, is that
girl saying she wants a "slob without the piss?" I think that's what she's saying.This show recorded outside on the deck of the palatial DUI Podcast Studios.Eric tells a story about how he met a gay
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DUI 20This episode on the DUI: Discourse Under the Influence PodcastListener calls. Bruce invites the podcast to a party! It couldn't make it, but the gesture was important to its ego. Also, is that
girl saying she wants a "slob without the piss?" I think that's what she's saying.This show recorded outside on the deck of the palatial DUI Podcast Studios.Eric tells a story about how he met a gay
member of the Irish Republican Army. This somehow has something to do with why we haven't done a show for three weeks. He claims to have had 24 beers. This would be physically impossible for Eric.Ron
gives advice on singing karaoke, then we discuss economic inequality and the meaning of mean, mode, and median.Ron and Eric complain about their jobs way too much for two guys who haven't quit yet.
This is how people start out on their path to a miserable life.Quoth the Jason: "I'm not a retarded kids!" He also declares the American Dream impossible. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it,
American (and all lesser) dream(s).Eric gets to pay the government money to solve a problem it created. Thanks to this, Jason gets to be a libertarian.Gladly, we don't talk about Ron's DMV Woman
fantasy.There theoretically has to be one person who has the most miserable life possible. Have a nice day, and stop complaining about your bullshit if you're not that guy.MusicNo song?! No song. No.
Song. Usually there's a song.Oh wait, there was a song. It was the intro song Too Much to Drink by The Shifties. They are a great rock and/or roll band, and their music is available on iTunes.Music
is usually here thanks to artists uploading to The Podsafe Music Network. Encourage your favorite artists to upload by sending them an e-mail!StatsBeers drunk: Ron - Enough, Eric - Almost Enough,
Jason - Never Enough. Probably about 16 in the hot sun. I'm not sure what the conversion factor for hot-sun drinking is.Click here to subscribe in iTunes, FREE!
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Sun May 20 2007
DUI 18This episode on the DUI: Discourse Under the Influence PodcastComing soon: The Matt Carlson episode.Listener calls. Give us a ring! 206-888-4784...
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DUI 18This episode on the DUI: Discourse Under the Influence PodcastComing soon: The Matt Carlson episode.Listener calls. Give us a ring! 206-888-4784.We discuss the merits of Axe Body Spray."Eric's
Brief Time As a Satanist," an essay, followed by question and answer. Prepare to be depressed. Yes, I did say "documentary" on the show, but I guess I got too lazy to edit it into one, so deal with
it....
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DUI 18This episode on the DUI: Discourse Under the Influence PodcastComing soon: The Matt Carlson episode.Listener calls. Give us a ring! 206-888-4784.We discuss the merits of Axe Body Spray."Eric's
Brief Time As a Satanist," an essay, followed by question and answer. Prepare to be depressed. Yes, I did say "documentary" on the show, but I guess I got too lazy to edit it into one, so deal with
it.The mood is artificially lightened by some fart jokes.The Q/A section of the Satanist discussion.We think of making the Church of Beer, but the idea is ruined because the website already
exists.Listener challenge: name Jason's homebrewed American Wheat Ale.Coming soon: some episode where we drink an entire 5-gallon homebrew. Believe it.The New Testament happened because God had a kid
and moved to the suburbs.More listener calls.MusicTrouble Breathing - Alkaline TrioAll music is here thanks to artists uploading to The Podsafe Music Network. Encourage your favorite artists to
upload by sending them an e-mail!StatsBeers: 16Former satanists: 1Ripoffs of the Flintstones theme: almost 1LinksThe actual Church of BeerThe actual Church of SatanThe actual Church of Rock and
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